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Shame on you! You might have thought there was a better alternative to festing on the lakefront, but by now you must have realized that you were mistaken.  One guy told me he and his wife couldn't come because their house nearly burned down.  While we are happy that they are alive, we must also remind them that nothing was burning in Milwaukee.  Think about what you missed most and tell us about it.  The exercise will most certainly jar good memories and you will make Summerfest 2002 the priority that it should be.

$3 warm beer: We missed that, too.

Table Dancing: Can't do it at the church picnic, can you?

The Plaza Hotel: You shouldn't really check this.

Getting Pinned:  And our festmaster missed your breasts.

Pat McCurdy: Wouldn't miss him at the fest.  Wouldn't see him outside.

Those Darn Accordions: See McCurdy above.

Flirting in front of your boy/girl friend: Lookie but no touchie.

Ray: Need we say more?

10 days of clear pee: Is our festmaster the only one who experiences this?

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