Tim Reid: Because of his table wave.

Jerry Thompson: Because he is just so handsome.

Kathy Anderson: She always brings short, cute friends

The Cinnci Chicks in General: They're short and cute.

A Specific Cinnci Chick:

Our Rookie of the Year: Hardly a regal rein.

Susan Hull: Her smile is infectious.

The Hansens: John is a charter member, after all.

Jim Mann: As if there was ever a chance of opera man coming.

Mike Feist: I missed the seeds.

Dave Roeder: Didn't seem right not to see his green and white beads draped over his ugly, hairy chest.

The P&G'ers: Only counted Ray and the Roberts' from the Keenex crowd.